aka Steve -

“You are the apple of my eye, not the one in my lunch. That’d be cannibalism.”
–From Old Spice’s Facebook page Web app, “My Perpetual Love”
Read all about it in this Seattle Times article.
Bonus quote from the article: ” … Wieden + Kennedy, the ad agency that’s been helping the Procter & Gamble-owned brand reach the [...]

What I thought it said: Notice of Underpants Income

What it actually said: Notice of Underreported Income
What it was: A spam/phishing e-mail

What I thought it said: Dark Side Support Manager
What it actually said: Deskside Support Manager
What it was: A job posting on Craigslist

Beginning Dec. 1, 2009, bloggers who write product reviews must disclose any connections to the manufacturer of the product, and whether they received free products or were paid by advertisers. You can read more about this in the New York Times article, Soon, Bloggers Must Give Full Disclosure (published Oct. 5, 2009). You can [...]

Either the Papua New Guinea police are offering an unusual reward for information as to the whereabouts of this guy, or ABC News should add some punctuation to this headline.
I would suggest one of the following:
Bananas-for-sex cult leader on the run; or
“Bananas for sex” cult leader on the run; or
Bananas for sex; cult leader on [...]

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The Portland DWR looks huge; the one in Seattle is tiny by comparison.

I like Arturo. And I like you guys. And Jimmy. And that’s it.
(Guy sitting outside the Ballard Tully’s, talking on his cell phone)
He hates everybody else on the planet.

Yahoo! Tech headline on March 27, 2009.
(*This post was previously titled “Subtlety.”)

Relax, observe and allow.
(Spoken by a 20- or 30-something guy talking on his cell phone. Overheard while I was strolling through Ballard on a warm, sunny, late winter/early spring day in February.)

As pleased as I am with them for introducing me to John Lautner (see this post), I’m also annoyed with them today.
I saw this article/link on the NYT site: Stalked: A Decade on the Run. My first thought was, “Scary. Must be about some man who’s stalked a woman for ten years.”
Then I noticed that [...]